Grossology

10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Kiss Anyone
Except Your Dog

  1. More than 100,000,000 microscopic critters live in a human mouth.
  2. Bacteria hang out there.
  3. Fungus grows in the oral cavity.
  4. Mouths have viruses that may cause disease.
  5. The white blood cells from another person's spit will attack in your mouth.
  6. Little leftover bits of food will go into your mouth.
  7. Everyone's spit contains a little bit of urine from their glands.
  8. Yellow teeth tartar is sickening.
  9. Because the nose drips into the back of the mouth, you may get nose muscus mixed with a kiss.
  10. Dog mouths contain many enzymes for fighting infections.

Stick to kissing your dog.
Pete

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