Smelly Feet Limerick
There once was a man on the telly.
Whose feet they were so very smelly.
When he took off his shoes.
His friends said, "PEEEEEEEEE U."
You can smell them clear out to New Delhi.
The man had to find a solution
To the source of his strong air pollution
So he cut off his feet
And he buried them deep.
The dirt made for good stench dilution.
The lesson of this one is quick.
If the smell of your feet makes you sick,
Wash and powder each day,
And the stench goes away,
And your feet will always smell slick.
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